September 2011
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5 Ways to Improve "The Chew"
Here are five simple ways that ABC can quickly turn around the disaster that is “The Chew”:
1. Shackle Mario Batali to the kitchen counter so he can’t escape to go golfing.
2. Get rid of Daphne Oz and bring in Frank Oz, who can do the voice of Animal from the Muppet Show.
3. Less Ester C. More Special K.
4. Bring back Michael Symon’s soul patch. The show is soulless...
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Mein Fanf
Although a bit douchey, Alton Brown has done an impressive thing by publishing his “Fanifesto” detailing exactly how fans should deal with him on his book tour. I thought I would expand on it with “Mein Fanf,” some rules for how fans should treat all celebrity chefs.
• Please don’t ask a celebrity chef to talk to someone on the phone. Unless, that is, you have Ferran Adria...